Ever Wanted to Become a Foosball Player? ⚽

Probably not.

But now that we've mentioned it...

You kind of want to, don't you?

Welcome to Human Soccer, Mad Cow's life-size take on the classic table football game.

Instead of controlling tiny plastic players from the sidelines, you ARE the player.

Grab your position, work with your teammates and attempt to score while discovering that moving around a soccer field is considerably harder when everyone has to work together.

Welcome to the beautiful game.

Mad Cow style.

What Is Human Soccer?

Think foosball — but with actual humans.

Players take their positions inside the inflatable arena and become part of the game itself.

You're no longer controlling the little plastic bloke on the table.

You are the little plastic bloke.

Except bigger.

And considerably louder.

Teams need to work together to move the ball, defend their goal and create scoring opportunities.

Sounds simple.

It isn't.

Which is exactly why it's hilarious.

Teamwork Is Not Optional

Human Soccer quickly teaches you something important:

You can have all the individual talent in the world...

But if your teammates are doing something completely different?

Good luck.

You'll need communication.

Coordination.

Teamwork.

And at least one person loudly insisting:

“PASS THE BALL!”

Whether they're actually in a useful position is another matter entirely.

Perfect for Sporting Clubs ⚽

This one is an obvious choice for sporting clubs.

Football club?

Soccer club?

Junior sports presentation?

End-of-season event?

Get the teams back on the field — sort of.

Human Soccer is a great addition to:

• Sporting club events
• School fairs and fetes
• Corporate functions
• Team-building days
• Birthday parties
• Community events
• Fundraisers
• Youth events
• Family fun days

You can run matches, create teams and even organise a tournament throughout the event.

Just prepare yourself for some extremely serious tactical discussions about an inflatable game.

Corporate Team Building That Actually Requires a Team

Want to test communication?

Forget the PowerPoint presentation.

Put everyone inside Human Soccer.

Suddenly the team has to communicate, coordinate and work together towards a common goal.

Literally.

Sales vs Operations.

Managers vs Staff.

Office vs Warehouse.

Departmental rivalries encouraged.

Workplace incidents paperwork strongly discouraged.

Everyone Has a Game Plan

Before the match:

"We'll keep our shape."

"Quick passing."

"Communicate."

"Don't chase the ball."

Thirty seconds later:

Absolute chaos.

Somebody is yelling.

Someone else has completely forgotten the strategy.

And your star striker is blaming everyone except themselves for missing an open goal.

So...

Pretty authentic soccer, really.

Human Soccer or Human Foosball?

You might hear this attraction called Human Soccer, Human Foosball or Human Fuseball.

Different names.

Same ridiculous idea.

If you're searching for Human Foosball hire in Perth, you've found it.

Mad Cow calls ours Human Soccer Fuseball — but whatever you call it, the objective remains the same:

Put the ball in their goal more times than they put it in yours.

Easy.

Apparently.

Ready for Kick-Off?

Round up your team.

Choose your opponents.

Work out your completely foolproof tactical masterplan.

Then watch it fall apart almost immediately.

Bring Human Soccer to your next Perth sporting club event, school fair, corporate function, party or community day.

Check availability and book with Mad Cow Entertainment today.

You're not playing the game. You ARE the game. ⚽🐄

I particularly like “You are the little plastic bloke. Except bigger. And considerably louder.” 😂

Rent from just $600 for 3 hours + $100 per extra hour

Price includes Supervisor

Recommended Age = 7 to Adult
Maximum Capacity = 12 people
Power Requirement = 1 X 10 amp power socket
Area Requirement = 15 metres X 8 metres

Mad Cow Entertainment takes care of delivery and setup. Delivery is calculated separately based on your event postcode.